A man starts getting ready to fish at 3 am. He wakes his wife during this; and asks her if she’d like to. She says; “no”. He then tells her; “we’ll how about this, you either blow me or go fishing with me.” She quickly goes back to sleep.
As he’s finishing his packing; he goes back to her and wakes her. She sits up and unzips his pants, and catches a stench from it. “What’s that fucking smell?” She asks. he replies; “the dog didn’t want to go fishing either”.